The Great Cartoon Nether Challenge
The Great Cartoon Nether Challenge
2 years ago 0 7
Is it possible to draw a cartoon penis and vulva that is not offensive and/or obscene? I came close to drawing a cartoon penis in the gay marriage post I did last year, but I shied away. It felt too risky. Yet I don’t feel the need to tiptoe around the rest of the reproductive system. 
And no one has a problem with cartoon penis projectiles.
no one cares
And I’ve drawn a confused uterus and an elated set of ovaries in a post about the pill. This was all fine. It’s only when it comes to the external, business-doing parts of the reproductive system that I hesitate. But why? Why is a nonchalant sperm okay, and a happy penis not? It’s just the human body, after all.
For this Great Cartoon Nether Challenge I have charged myself with, I think it’s all about the details. Or lack of details. My plan is to make this as simple as possible. For instance, it’s probably best to leave out veins, gratuitous pubic hair, and wrinkles. Also, no piercings.
Okay, here we go:
this is a cartoon penis i hope you are not offended
penis with sunglasses this may be offensive
Cartoon penis: check. Now for the vulva. This is just as tricky, if not more so. Again, it’s all about simplicity. 
this is a cartoon vulva everything is okay
Absurdity can help too.
vulva on a jet ski nothing offensive about that
Have I succeeded in not offending you?
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7 Comments

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08786367680085861585 Ali Trotta

    Your blog is full of awesome. That’s all. <3

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09204996409472100504 Maddy

    Offended!? No way! They’re actually kinda cute! ^-^

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13730001319947226409 wkgriffiths

    second the motion.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05416374008140799774 Doug Adams

    Whenever anyone is upset on Facebook I am going to link to this picture and say “This is a cartoon vulva. Everything is OK.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SEtqS8CHTGY/UH779B38JSI/AAAAAAAACpU/bUIhKtO2aCA/s400/vulvanormal.png

    • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00279867524802475177 Katie McKissick

      HAHAHA! YAY!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07330289657994110907 Kristofor

    This is awesome!

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